500 years ago, a legend in China's Wild West...
Said that a monk and his three disciples...
Wouldn't travel from the Middle Earth to the city of Shache. Shache...
To collect a bundle of century-old sutras.
Legend has it, that only this monk can translate those sutras.
Then, everyone would be so moved...
that they would forever forswear killing,
and follow this monk to the World of Ultimate Bliss,
where there is no war but eternal peace.
Master Tripitaka's come for the sutras!
Hurrah!
It's Master Tripitaka!
Great! They finally arrived in Shache.
Oh goodness, please don't.
Oh sugar! Song and dance, that's Master's thing!
Wukong, what are you doing staring at a pillar?
Someone once told me...
The best way to keep a secret is to tell it to a hole.
Then seal it with mud.
I wanted to tell this hole my secret.
But before I opened my mouth, a centipede bit me.
Tell it to a tree up in the mountains!
Not to a pillar!
You sure look depressed, certainly not over the centipede.
Right! But I don't understand why.
Maybe there are demons?
Are you thick or what?
Wukong has Burning-All-Seeing eyes.
He'd have seen any demon when we entered town.
Makes sense. All the guys and gals came out.
I didn't see anything fishy.
The pretty girls weren't hiding,
Kids?
We didn't see any kids all morning.
Oh sugar!
Tripitaka, if we don't take you to the free spirits...
to exchange for our kidnapped children before dawn...
they will feed them to the Millennium Bug Demon.
I guess this isn't your lucky day!
Yeah!
What impudence!
Master!
How dare you set us up?
Wukong.
Remember how I told you not to lose your temper?
Let me tame these folks by virtue, okay?
Pshaw! All your do is yak about virtue and morality
And now you want to act cool?
Hey, show some respect!
Wuneng, I know...
You have prejudices, but I am confident.
Just watch me move them with my words
Citizens of Shache...
Sir, why should you bother?
Don't try to cut down folks if your hands shake
See how this chopper dangles? A sorry sight? Don't you say?
Attack my master? Take that!
Could you take better aim? Gosh!
If we eat Tripitaka's flesh, we shall have eternal life.
And rule the world forever!
Allow me.
What... do... you... want...
Let's... settle... this... amicably?
Oh no!
Did I say something wrong?
Want to play with me? You're not good enough.
Your hair doesn't work? Try some of mine
I almost forgot. I don't need hair to summon my little monkeys.
I will, therefore I am. That's the royal way!
Transform!
Wukong!
Wukong! Are you okay? Wukong!
Master... take care of yourself
Piggy, you're a good boy and I worry most about you...
You're stupid and your kung fu sucks.
A kind heart is useless, you will only get yourself killed.
How dare you look down on me! I'll show you!
Piggy!
Come back!
Wukong!
Will you shut up?
Listen. This Sea-calming Needle will take you to safety.
I'm not leaving. I'll tame these demons with virtue, huh?
Will you stop this huh huh huh, it's so annoying.
Huh?
Stop it!
What do you want?
Huh?
Since you like huh huh huh so much...
Keep on with it
Cotton candy? Do you really think I'm that easy?
Not cotton candy. They are gold threads.
I'm going on a killing spree today. Get out of my way.
Wukong, stop playing the bully
You can't fool me! Let me go!
If you want the golden staff to obey you...
say I love you for 10,000 years.
To stop it, say I don't love you
Wukong, let me down!
Listen to your master, let me down!
Get out of here
Master!
What madness has been happening in the past six months.
It's either raining stones or strange eggs.
Now there is this idiot
He's no idiot. He's Wukong, the love-sick king
How do you know?
can't you see his golden staff?
But what fine skin and far complexion for a monkey.
That's him who wooed the Purple Fairy 500 years ago?
Don't be silly
Eros? That's a joke.
What do you know? Women go crazy for guys like him
If only Heavens gave me a second chance...
I'd tell this girl...
I love you!
If this romance must be finite, let it last...
10,000 years
Shut up!
Since Wuking's here, Tripitaka must be around too.
Fool Ping!
Here, coming.
The name is Cool Ping.
What?
The name is Cool Ping, not Fool Ping.
You're not a fool? Your daughter's a dead giveaway.
Get her daughter to guard him.
That thing? Are you sure?
She's perfect.
All the other girls drool at pretty boys...
but her daughter will never be turned on,
and he'll find her a total turn-off
Excuse me.
How did you wake up so soon?
Is it because of my beauty?
What? Are your trying to charm me with a voice so sexy?
Huh?
I may be pretty, but I'm no pushover.
Hell that no fury like a beauty scorned. Haven't you heard?
Don't think I'll fall for you because you're Eros
I'm frigid. No man has ever captured my heart.
No, listen to me, Miss Meiyan.
How did you know my name?
I know I'm famous among imps...
but don't you plan on loving me...
because I'll end it as soon as you do.
Even if it's for 100,000 years.
You dropped something.
I think you dropped it.
Shut up!
I didn't say anything.
I just knew you'd say that.
Your silence wont work on me.
Evil does not lie down with good.
I'm evil through and through. No goodness can touch me.
Can you let me go?
Of course not!
You might be so tempted by my beauty that you'd attack me.
I consider that a very distant possibility.
I saw through you and you're shamed, right?
You look like an educated man, and not totally unscrupulous.
Fine! I'll wager my virginity on that.
These are gold threads, only a woman's saliva can melt them.
How dare you?
Taking advantage of me?!
I'm not afraid.
Evil folks like us don't prey on the weak.
And we meant what we said.
What impudence!
How dare you imitate my sexy mouth movements!
I'm sorry, I'm not as sexy as you...
Miss Meiyan.
Your name means beauty, but I really can't see any.
You...
Sorry!
Goodness! I almost fell for it
No wonder they say all good people are tricky
They're so right
No need to make me angry. I have zero feelings for you.
If I get angry, that'd mean I have feelings.
So I will not get angry. I may even set you loose. Take that!
Yummie!
I'm very thirsty. Can I have some water please?
Yes of course.
We are evil but not bad people. Why should I mistreat you?
Thanks.
What was that for?
For trying to seduce me with good manners.
You think I don't know?
Soon you'll be too weak and force me to feed you the water.
And then when I hold you up, you'll lean over
What am I going to do?
I can't push you away, and I cannot push you away.
Just give me some water, promise I'll drink it myself
Why should I trust you?
You win! You're such a talker
What must I do to get some water?
Don't ask!
If I don't, you'll give me water?
I said don't ask!
Even Buddha would go crazy
Not taking advantage of me?
What are you doing with your lips so close?
You want to kiss me, bastard?!
I just want some water. Will you give it to me?
Okay! You can kiss me once.
Then you're on your way. Otherwise I'll kill you.
Oh sugar!
Now I understand why my disciples find me annoying
Good for you. You're not without shame and you didn't. Didn't...
I'm sorry. My mistake. Sorry!
Please stop talking, please
Since you admit your fault, I forgive you.
Fine.
I'll get you some water, but don't try to run away.
Or I'll break your legs
Who is it?
What an enormous egg! I wonder who laid it.
How can you be so ugly, yet so beautiful inside?
Don't flatter me, you're disgusting.
Don't flirt with me!
I flirt with you?
What did you just say?
I said I wanted water.
Are you playing tricks with me?
Why are you doing this to me?
Are you afraid now?
Watch out! Beware!
That means you know you're wrong
You don't know sorcery? Then say 'I love you for 10,000 years'
Son of a gun!
I beg you!
Well, what the heck...
I love you for 10,000 years
Stop, stop!
I don't love you.
Stop, stop.
It only works when you say it holding the staff
Hurry up, say it.
You're so heartless, I said I love you...
and I'll never change. Us evil people...
I know.
Don't say it to me, say it to the staff
That's more like it
I don't love you.
Stop fighting. I, Tripitaka, am here.
You're Tripitaka?
Get Tripitaka!
What's going on?
Whose troops are these? How dare they attack us?
Wake up. Don't die on me. Wake up!
Mom, don't die.
I wont. I was faking it
Listen to your mom good.
This Watershed Pearl can carry two persons
Take Tripitaka to some place where you can be alone,
Find an opportunity and eat him.
Then you'll live forever and enjoy eternal youth.
When those bastards die, no one will bully you.
I'm not afraid of those bullies.
But I know people make fun of you because I'm ugly.
Nonsense!
You're the prettiest thing on earth.
Remember, find a chance and eat Tripitaka.
I have to go.
Mom, I can't do it.
I've fallen in love with him.
I never thought my husband would be a monk.
Take that!
I'm going.
My Lord, we've lost Tripitaka.
We have his disciples, surely he'll come back for them.
Who made this Watershed Pearl?
A little poke and it fell to pieces.
We'd have been fine if you didn't stop to ask for directions.
It's pitch dark here.
What's wrong with asking a fish for directions?
Who knew it'd poke a hole in the pearl pointing here and there?!
That's not a fish, it's a lobster.
Why didn't you warn me?
You're evil and I'm good; we can't communicate.
Hello, Lord Chancellor Tortoise.
What happened to you?
This is all Wukong's fault.
He stole the Sea-calming Needle and fouled up our ecosystem.
Now the Dragon King throws up all day, and we have to move ashore.
Isn't that our Needle?
Yes... that's Wukong's Gold Staff.
He is in trouble now, I hope you can help me save him.
I can use some help myself
Give us back our Needle.
Lord Chancellor, that's not the proper procedure.
What procedure?
This is now Wukong's Gold Staff.
I should return it to him first before you go ask him.
With his consent, he'll return it to you.
That's proper procedure.
He stole our Needle, and we have to seek his consent?
Stealing is theft...
Which is a legal issue, and distinct from our situation here...
Damn your mother! Just give me back our Needle!
My mother didn't steal your Needle, she can't return it to you.
Let him go!
Give me back our Needle, or I'll kill you.
That again is improper procedure.
Improper again?
Of course.
I don't have your Needle. She has it.
How can you take away her Needle and kill me?
If you kill me, she will never return it to you.
But it doesn't mean she will even if you spare me.
So the issue of my life and death is in her hands, not yours.
Right!
If I kill you, it's because good and evil don't make bedfellows.
You're a tortoise and I'm a lizard, and we are both imps.
If I don't do something, no one will.
Then what are you waiting for?
All right.
Kill him...
Kill his mother!
Should I kill him or his mother?
Kill him, get a move on!
Kill his mother!
I have nothing against his mother, why should I kill her?
Damn you. Are you going to do it or not?
I'm not killing his mother.
Besides I don't know her or where she lives.
That's right. My mother's hard to find.
Damn you!
Lord Chancellor Tortoise.
Tripitaka, you killed my Lord Chancellor?
No, I had nothing to do with it.
Kill him!
I love you for 10,000 years.
Now what?
We're on the run. Can you show some emotions?
What have we done? Why are we on the run?
With all those imps coming at us, I had to fight them off.
Exactly. Why did you have to start a fight?
Don't you evil people ever reason with anyone?
Must you always use violence?
Reason? You just reasoned that tortoise to death.
I got nothing to do with his death!
You got everything to do with his death.
Your last sentence was so loaded. 'My mother is hard to find'.
But my mother always moves houses and is hard to find!
Now we must turn to the Heavens for help.
You turning yourself in?
I'm an upstanding guy and I know right from wrong.
I'm not like you. Ihave nothing to fear.
Great! Tough guy! I'll go with you.
You shut your mouth when we get there. Let me do the talking.
We're going to Heavens.
But I don't know the way. Can you please take us?
Will you get a grip on yourself?
We're dead meat!
Heavens South Gate
Let's go over there.
No, don't! Come back here!
Hello? Anyone home?
How did you get inside?
Come back out here now, hurry!
Oh, I'm inside?
Come out.
This is fun.
What a gigantic ink stone.
Tripitaka, you have some nerve coming here.
Be quiet!
I told you to hold your tongue.
The four Heavenly Knights.
Wukong is in trouble. I come to beg for your help.
And if I don't, are you going to kill me too?
You know I never killed anything or anyone.
How do you explain the blood on your clothes?
That's Lord Chancellor Tortoise's.
So it wasn't a false accusation
I have nothing to do with his death.
How did he die?
I talked him to death.
I mean...
See? You keep saying it, now I start believing it.
Believing what?
You said you're innocent, that you had nothing to fear.
Right, I'm not afraid...
Want to fight? Get him!
I love your for 10,000 years
How dare you?! Kill that succubus!
Heavenly Knight Cengzhang is dead!
Stop looking. Let's scram.
We're off again?
Tripitaka, you murderer...
Sorry to stain you with blood.
Let's break up.
I'm good and you're evil, let's go our separate ways.
Break up? You really are heartless!
I saved your life and you're throwing me out?
You should talk!
You beat up people for no reason, and now you killed a Heavenly Knight.
Are you blaming me? You provoked it!
I provoked it?
I didn't say a word when you men were talking.
I gave you all the respect you wanted.
It's how you said why should I be afraid? You're so arrogant.
It'd have pissed off anyone.
You tripped him, and that got people going.
I tripped him because...
Leave!
Don't you love me anymore?
I never loved you.
I don't believe you.
Read my lips.
I don't love you.
Say it again.
I don't love you. Get lost!
Scram.
C'mon, let's not be mad with each other. Please love me.
I'm a monk.
I don't know anything about falling in love.
My love is for all mortals.
Why, that should include me.
Except you!
You really hate me that much?
Yes.
You don't care about me at all?
No!
Then stay being a monk.
Three little words.
I love you. Say it!
No.
Have you ever seen a monk fall in love?
Or a monk having a girl friend? I wont say it.
Say it!
No, not even if you kill me!
Okay, I understand.
Nuts! Forcing people to say...
I'll wait a little longer. You will come looking for me.
I think I've waited long enough.
Oh sugar! He really went looking for me...
but in the wrong direction.
If he comes back and doesn't see me...
he'll be heart-broken.
What will the poor thing do without me?
Better surprise him with a nice veggie dinner.
I'll cook a nice dinner no matter what!
It's do or die!
I'm starving, I need to eat something.
I love you for 10,000 years.
What is it? I'm vegetarian.
I'll take it up with Wukong.
Let us, the Five Great Sects kill this bitch!
The Five Great Sects?
We're going to eat you. Can you at least react?
I'm not afraid.
This bitch's fallen out of love.
Got dumped and don't care to live, right?!
Fine! Let me make it easy for you.
Stop! Spare her!
You scum are worse than evil
Eat me, I'm Tripi. Tripi...
Stop it!
Get lost. I don't want to see you.
Gentlemen, I'm Tripitaka.
You're so stupid! You're asking to be their dinner.
So this is Tripitaka...
You're sacrificing yourself for this ugly bitch?
Let her go, darling!
So both master and disciple are ladies' men.
I don't believe you're that great.
Unless you crawl between Crimson Kid's legs.
Yeah...
Crawl and I'll break up with you again!
C'mon!
Crimson Kid never changes his underwear.
Hats off to you if you can survive that stench.
C'mon, over here.
See how Tripitaka treats his woman.
Tripitaka, you're my main man.
Yo held your breath and got it over with.
I see all of you have a heart of gold.
In the future you must love each other and love thy enemies.
What do we do if the enemies attack us?
Just don't retaliate...
but move them with your love.
What if they want to kill you?
Never fight back.
But make them lay down their weapons with your love.
Tripitaka - you got some nerve killing a Heavenly Knight.
No he didn't, I killed him.
That's enough!
Stop protecting me.
Darling, look at this loving couple.
Tripitaka, I'm behind you on this one.
Right! Exactly! All the way!
Impudent demons.
Help him and I beat you senseless.
What are you staring at? Don't try me.
I won't fight you; I'll move you with love.
I love you.
Here I come!
Easy!
C'mon!
Who's next?
Take it easy.
We have a power stronger than their swords: Our Life!
Right, Tripitaka?!
I was only kidding.
We have here hundreds of thousands...
I love you for 10,000 years.
Calm down!
Watch out!
Oh sugar!
Out of my way!
I have killed...
I can't be a charitable monk anymore...
Please give him some space.
You two who feigned death, and the Heavenly Knight,
Get out of my sight!!
Don't let Tripitaka know.
That's one nasty trick! She's a real bitch.
Get your chopsticks ready for some Tripitaka-stew.
Quit blaming yourself.
I know you killed because of me.
I know that I'm your liability. I'd be going.
If you still want to save Wukong, talk to the imps.
They're a decent lot.
I'm leaving.
Do you miss me already?
I always thought that Heavens are kind and charitable.
But what I saw today was...
Moral chaos and indiscriminate killing of the innocent.
Previously we stand on the two poles of good and evil...
but now I've become a murdering monster,
an equal among evil-doers.
Right!
From now on we'll work together...
get the Imps to save Wukong...
get him to join us and enjoy arson and murder.
Yes.
Let us strike palms and set off to rescue Wukong.
What is it?
I'll go with you to rescue Wukong,
but remember, if you leave me again...
I wont give you another chance.
Deal.
Though I lied to him, it's for his own good.
I told the imps that Tripitaka had been poisoned,
and is only fit for consumption after a month.
I'm praying to keep the truth from them long enough...
for them to help Tripitaka rescue Wukong.
It's hard to be human, but harder to be an imp.
You must cultivate a demonic attitude,
so that even at first glance, folks will marvel: What demonic charm!
Alright!
Kid, you know how to bully people?
You know how to bully people?
Fighting back? Good. Take that!
Stop moving. I'm applying this ointment on you.
On me where?
This is killing me.
Women of this sort have no shame.
Twisting and twirling with a stranger in public.
I'd never do that.
I'd only do hot-dancing...
with the man I love under a star-lit sky...
in the silence of the night.
Meiyan, yesterday Green Snake taught me a really cool dance.
I'll teach you.
Not interested.
Did I say something wrong? She hasn't spoken all morning.
Take this!
That's one knockout punch on my face,
Yet I also deeply felt his wild masculinity.
So every night when my lion is sleeping...
I'd sit by him like a lamb...
and admire him in silence. Take that.
I've chained you two together.
The bout will only stop when one of you begs for mercy. Understand?
Ready, go!
Spit...
What?
I love you for 10,000 years. Help me carry the buckets.
Damn you! That's cheating.
I won.
Yeah, by spitting.
Time to get my man a toupee and send him into the world.
I convinced them to rescue Wukong.
You're so cute.
Why she's looking better and better.
Don't come back until you've divorced your ugly wife.
Have you seen Meiyan?
She went to gather firewood. It may snow later on.
Get in, quick!
Lean against me if you're cold.
I told Tripitaka that I was teaching him Silkworm magic.
Now he comes to this forest every night...
dressed like Mr. Football!
Spin a web...
I spin a web...
another web.
I spin a web hard.
Spin a web.
Here...
No? More like spitting than spinning a web.
But for Wukong, I must keep on practising.
It's you!
It's me.
This is a hold up!
I thought we were friends, how could you?
Well, you just robbed me. Give me back my knife.
Sorry.
Once a demon, always a demon.
You're demon, I'm human.
We left the Earth before the Ice Age.
So I am your ancestor.
My flying saucer had an accident inside the time tunnel,
and it fell down here.
What rubbish!
You're my ancestor? Do I look like an idiot?
What's the big deal? We've been back a few times...
even to Egypt...
and left behind some triangular transmitter.
It's been more than a month, he should be cleansed.
Eat him and we'll have eternal youth.
Great, a big feast.
Meiyan, you have a visitor.
Mom, how did you find me?
Father Soil told me. Have you eaten Tripitaka yet?
Well? Tell me.
You let him off?
I know it. You've fallen for him.
But why?
Because he calls me by my name.
Pshaw! But why a stupid monk?
He's given it up.
Does he love you?
He's become an imp.
Goodness, some daughter you are!
You converted Tripitaka!
That's some achievement!
We used to live here too.
But because of war, we went to another planet...
to find a land of peace.
I thought things would improve after we left,
but you're still fighting.
If it's so wonderful, why did you run away from home?
Of course I have my reasons
I don't like the guy my father wanted me to marry.
I want to find my own.
Have you found him yet?
Yes. I was sitting inside the cocoon...
and he poked his head in to look at me.
His soulful eyes captivated me. It's a bit like yours.
You're not talking about me, are you?
I have no feeling for you whatsoever.
I've heard that before.
If you don't believe me, kiss me and see.
I knew you'd say that.
Or I can kiss you and see.
A monk chatting up chicks?
You ugly slut, you have no shame!
Who is ugly? Look at the mirror!
Cut the crap! Kill her!
What's going on?
Mom!
What is it?
She wants to take Tripitaka away!
Kill her!
Yeah, kill her.
What evil demons are these?
Mom.
Look.
Want to play games?
Try my Multiple Transformation Magic!
I'm real and unreal, unreal and real.
That'll teach you!
Fire!
Damn! I said Multiple Transformation Magic...
Why is everyone hitting me?
Too much!
Invincible Wheels Of Fire!
We had nothing to do with it.
Really, we had nothing to do with it.
It's all that dog's fault, right from the beginning.
She said we should eat Tripitaka!
What?
Honest! That other day...
It was her idea to play Heavenly Guards to kill imps.
No, no.
Listen to me.
What do you mean no?
She also taught us how to rescue Wukong...
It's all a ploy to kill Master!
Right, I can vouch for that.
I can vouch for that.
I can vouch for that too.
No, I was lying to them.
I'm here. Let them go.
Yes, your Highness.
You can't go there alone, I'll come with you. Let go!
No! I wont.
Let go!
What's wrong with being ugly?
But why lie to me?
Why?
Mom...
I'm not your Mom. My daughter died at birth.
I found you at the riverbank and brought you home.
People laughed at me and called me a fool.
I got to go.
No!
I may be ugly, but please don't leave me.
This was next to you when I found you.
I'm not garbage. Don't just throw me away.
I'm not just a thing. I have a name!
My name is Meiyan.
I have a name!
We'll soon reach Shache.
Let's go and rescue Wukong.
IS THERE NOT A WAY IN THIS MORTAL WORLD
TO EMBRACE BOTH MY FAITH AND MY BELOVED?
I love you for 10,000 years, I love...
BORED OF FIGHTING - DAY OFF
This is no time to go on strike.
General Ba.
The tracks are too narrow and dark,
we can't carry out the bombing mission.
High-speed flying is too dangerous,
but if he slows down, the Tree Spirit will get him.
Watch out!
No, we must get out of here!
Your Highness,
Morale is low. No one wants to fight the monk's battle.
He's got his sutras anyway.
Your Highness, we can hook up with the time tunnel any time now.
I advice that we don't miss this opportunity.
I'm not fighting this battle for Tripitaka, but for the human race.
Our ancestors thought leaving was a solution.
And what happened?
Nothing's changed.
All hopes and cultures are at stake.j
Run!
What was that?
Your Highness, a signal from the time tunnel.
I love you for 10,000 years.
Where are you?
I love you for 10,000 years.
I love you for 10,000 years, I love...
I didn't mean you!
Where's your Gold Staff?
I love you for 10,000 years.
Over here!
Let's rescue Wukong.
Who's that?
Sir, a friendly warrior is charging into underground.
Give her the Doomsday Bomb.
Your master Tripitaka sent me.
But you're inside the Tree Spirit's mouth.
How can you help us?
I love you for 10,000 years.
Are you coming or not?
I'm used to it here & I have unfinished business
You know there is no turning back, don't you?
I didn't know you were our princess.
Please pardon my inhospitality.
That's alright.
I'm very happy to know you.
Have you found him yet?
Yes. I was sitting inside the cocoon...
the soulful eyes captivated me.
I promised you to rescue Wukong,
but I also said, I wouldn't give you another chance.
Wukong, when we get to the Celestial Court...
I'll tell the Jade Emperor...
that you had nothing to do with the death of the Heavenly Knight.
I'll take full responsibility for it.
Then why are we...
They were our sin from previous lives, soon to be swept away by wind.
Let's go!
I've come to beg forgiveness.
Why would you say so?
We know you're not responsible for the death of the Heavenly Knight.
What?
I've come to turn myself in.
I killed Lord Chancellor Tortoise and the Heavenly Knight.
Tripitaka has nothing to do with them.
You have committed most serious crimes.
Though you are not one of us, we don't tolerate violation of our laws.
You're sentenced to death and shall be summarily executed.
Do you have any final words?
I once experienced true love.
But I didn't treasure it.
I only regret after losing it. The pains of life on earth...
That's enough!
Stop parroting shopworn cliché's!
But do you know why I recite them every day?
...because I feel guilty.
Like how you chant the Heart Sutra every time you make a mistake.
Sir, the Emperor has ordered the execution of the prisoner.
Wukong.
No. You've travelled so far on the path to enlightenment.
Don't make another mistake. Let me reason with the Emperor.
Reason about what?
Someone's taken the fall.
Turn a blind eye to it.
What is there to talk or reason?
Tramps like her perish by the dozen every hour.
Good!
You rulers of the universe, do you know what love is?
500 years ago, Wukong wrecked havoc in the Celestial Court.
Today, it's my turn!
Wish I was that cool back then.
Tripitaka assaulted an official!
Meiyan, I've come to rescue you.
Destroy the Gold Staff!
NO!
Tripitaka!
Repent or you will regret it.
Let go of him.
Impudence!
Want me to slit your throat?
No, please calm down.
What's an old fart doing in a skirt?
Let go of him, now!
Yeah, it's a butchers knife alright.
Imbeciles! Ignoramus!
Is it a sin to love someone?
It's a crime for her to love Tripitaka and kill a knight in self-defense,
but would a knight be put on trial if he'd killed her?
Would he be held accountable?
Is it a sin to love someone?
No.
Of course you'd say that, you're married.
Tripitaka.
Be a man, get up!
I know.
Buddha.
Wukong offended his superiors out of love for his Master.
That I can understand.
But why'd you think, harming the Emperor could help the situation?
How'd it differ from them do harm to Tripitaka?
Buddha, please pardon Master.
I shall accept all consequences.
Jade Emperor, let me handle this.
It's all yours.
Tripitaka, why do you wish to save this woman?
She's done so much for me...
If you do save her, what then?
I'll stay with her.
Is that what you want?
If I were to tell you...
that you only have until sundown to stay with her,
how would you feel?
I'm willing.
Ah, then your love is limited.
Have you ever thought that love may not bring any results?
The pursuit of result is a limiting activity.
I believe this woman is prepared to sacrifice herself...
and never thought about the chances of staying with you.
Only a love that asks for no returns is truly everlasting.
I'm back.
Tripitaka is not free of desires and not ready for deification.
He needs to start all over again. Do you understand?
You have violated Heavenly Laws.
I can spare you a death sentence, but not a living penalty.
Do you accept the punishment?
Buddha said, we needed to overcome another 81 tasks.
Wukong is waiting for us at the Five-Finger Mountain
Let's go find him.
THE GREATEST DISTANCE DIVIDES US
NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE OBLIVIOUS TO MY LOVE
WHEN I STAND IN FRONT OF YOU
BUT BECAUSE WE LOVE EACH OTHER
KNOWING FATE WILL FOREVER KEEP US APART
No, I wont ride you.
Not in this life or any other.
What is it?
What's the matter with you?
Get up, will you?
Get up!
How can I ride you if you don't get up?
You've become so impossible.
Meiyan...
I'm only kidding.
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